Fwd: Tintumon ROCKZZ

AUTO Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi Driver:100 roopa tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath ??? MANDAN Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku" Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu. Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?" Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni ..! " NO FREEZE LIQUID Teacher: 'Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo' Tintumon: 'Chooduvellam' INTERVIEW Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon Q: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka tintumon inganne ezhuthi….. Njan: namasthe teacher.. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu. Njan: shari teacher kali tintumonnodo??? SSLC SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum: . . . . . . . . "Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!" MADIYAN Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo? Tinttumon : "Madiyan" Teacher : Wat? Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu… BEGGAR Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ?? PROFESSOR A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?" tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA" professor: "i dont understand anything" tintumon: "same 2 you" MOTHER Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother? Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you? THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu? amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu? amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle BHAKSHANAM Tintumon: 'Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu.. Achan:'Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…' (After eating) Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu? Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!! LKG-TINTUMON To be is to do(Socrates) To do is to be(Plato) To be or not to be(Shakespeare) Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. CHEMISTRY Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ? Ramu : Alumina. Teacher: Tintu, What is 'Fe2 O3″? Tintumon : "Filomina" 1000 ROOPA '1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free' next day kadayil oru bhahalam tintumon 1000 rupakku 'chillara' medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu… Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal. 1)Prove thumbi=goat Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu….. Hence the proof ############################ 2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum…..pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla…. ############################# 3)Moments pass, seconds pass, hours pass, days pass, years pass……. Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?       ----

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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