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AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath ???
MANDAN
Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni ..! "
NO FREEZE LIQUID
Teacher: 'Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo'
Tintumon: 'Chooduvellam'
INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
Q: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasthe teacher.. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu..
Oppam oru kurippum:
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"Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!"
MADIYAN
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : "Madiyan"
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"
MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
BHAKSHANAM
Tintumon: 'Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:'Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…'
(After eating)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!
LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is 'Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : "Filomina"
1000 ROOPA
'1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free'
next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku 'chillara' medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…
Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof
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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum…..pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
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3)Moments pass, seconds pass, hours pass, days pass, years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
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