A Joke

One day, three consultants, one from StanC, one from HSBC and one from ICICI, went out for a walk.

They were old buddies from College, and they were together for a d
college reunion...
For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and passed a monkey. Being in the same business and from the same college, there was a little bit of a peer competition going on between them - they couldn't resist testing themselves against each other.- especially the StanC guy.

He said to the others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?
" Why not, said the other two.
The StanCion said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".

By mutual agreement, the StanCion took the first turn.
Being a pure logical strategist, the StanCion tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical consultant, the HSBC guy tried to make funny
gestures... no good, the monkey stayed put...
Now, comes the ICICI guy... being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him.
The other two were astonished.
How did this ICICI guy manage to beat them? No way were they going to accept defeat so easily.

So the HSBC guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.
The StanC guy narrated sad stories, the HSBC guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...
Then, the ICICI guy whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the ICICIion's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes!

So the StanCion said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.
The HSBC guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still no go.
So... here comes ICICI guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!


The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among
us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us
your secret," they begged him.
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"Well", said the ICICI
"The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for ICICI.
The next time, I told the monkey the salary I get paid...so it started crying.
And then I told that I was here for recruitment!!!